Tuesday, August 31, 2004

Bill's Seeeecrets (say it like on Conan)

* Bill has had, and I quote, "'Pieces of Me' downloaded for months".
* He was a choir boy, back in the day before he hit puberty, which means that just last year he got out of it, at age 22. Way to hit those high notes Bill.
* He currently has the never-ending shits, which has amused me endlessly all night.
* He cried when he watched Titanic. I don't know that for a fact, but odds are its true.

Pieces, pieces of meeeeeeeee

For the SECOND time in my blogging history, I wrote an entire blog, and then when I went to publish it, it got erased. Blog Administrator, I need you to get on it and fix that problem ASAP. I'll leave blog world forever if it happens again! (Who do I sound like?) Maybe it was a good thing that it got erased though, cause it was a really boring blog, much like this one will be, but at least this time I'm warning you ahead of time, instead of waiting until the end.

Ashlee Simpson has taken over my life. I'm obsessed with her song "Pieces of Me", and I'm not ashamed to admit it. But I can't get the goddamn song out of my head, and it's starting to drive me crazy. I must have listened to it 60 times in the past 3 days. I bet my roommates are ready to kill me, and I don't blame them. It's just that I know all the words to it now, and songs that you know all the words to are the best ones. It doesn't hurt that I can act out certain parts of the video either. Ok, how I've gone too far. Someone slap me and call me pathetic. At least I've finally moved on from listening to the Popeye song non-stop. Don't worry though Bill, Olive Oyl still gets a fair amount of airplay. But I do, but he does! Best line EVER.

I got drunk tonight with my new roommate Carly. She's a fun lady so I won't hold it against her that all the rum and Coke is the reason that I'm still up now. She wants to get drunk with me on a Monday night, how could I not love her? Fuck yeah bitches, she rocks.

Now it's 5 am, and I'm still not tired. At least I don't have class until 2 pm tomorrow, but that's not the point. I WANT SLEEP. I thought this blogging business would put me out, but apparently not. Maybe it put you to sleep though, reading it. You lucky bastard.

Sunday, August 29, 2004


I think I'm in the blogging mood right now, so I better take advantage of it, cuase I know it won't last for long. You have no idea how many diary/ jounral things that I've started, wrote regliouisly in for a month or 2 and then just stopped, so we'll see how long this blog-infatuation lasts. I have to get one thing off my chest though. I hate the word "blog". And I hate myself for using it so often on here now. "I'm a blogger" "Well, I'm off to blog now" "I feel like blogging right now" or as Jenn likes to say "Blog this you rat!". C'mon Jenn. That doesn't even make sense. But anways, right now I feel like shit. I drank too much last night and I'm paying for it now. My room's a mess too. Everything is sticky. I must have spilled something. I love not being able to remember things that happened the night before. Damn you Icehouse. I had fun though, I know that much. I have no more cigarettes left and I am too fucking lazy to go walk and get some. Thank God I don't whine alot. That would be annoying. I don't think I'll change out of my pajamas all day. Sounds like a plan to me. My friend Chandler wanted to go see Garden State today, but I'm not in a movie-mood. I feel like laying down and watching the last of the Olympics. I don't want to talk and be social. I've got the apartment to myself for the next couple hours, I think I'm going back to sleep and rejoice in my lazy-assness.

Saturday, August 28, 2004

This is for you Jenn

Holy shit, I wrote out an entire blog to you Jenn, and then it got erased, so I'm pissed. I'll try to remeber as much as I can.

For all the 3 people people who acutally read my blog, I exist here in blog world for one reason and one reason only. That reason is Jenn. She wanted her own blog dedicated to her, so here it is lady. I even named my address after you. Ok, it says goddamnyoujenn.com, but still, that counts, doesn't it? Jenn is an official blog administrator, how cool is that. It took her years of dedication and night school to get that title, but she did it damnit. She also has a little boy Damian, and she has got to be the best mom ever. She's like my own mom when she encourages me, but not really like my mom because I don't get accused of being a lesbian with my mom like I do with Jenn. She has accused me in the past of starting a so-called "blog war" with Bill, but me and Bill are immature, so what can you expect. We can't all be a mature 25 year old like you Jenn. Haha, just kidding ho. I also thought of a very appropriate song that I could put on here for you, so I hope you enjoy it.

"It must have been cold there in my shadow,
To never have sunlight on your face.
You were content to let me shine, that's your way.
You always walked a step behind.
So I was the one with all the glory,
While you were the one with all the strain.
A beautiful face without a name for so long.
A beautiful smile to hide the pain.
Did you ever know that you're my hero,
And everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
For you are the wind beneath my wings."

I didn't really type all the words for this, but that was only because I don't have this song downloaded, or a Bette Midler cd, but it came from the heart! Casue I'm really a nice gal, haha.
That song was you Jenn slut!! I love you!

Bildo is my favorite person

Ok, so i posted an assrammer-ish comment on Bill's website. I was just kidding goddamnit. Then he wrote a mean blog all about me. Bill, I love you. And you hurt my feelings. But Bill isn't a bad guy, I swear. I guess he just gets angry at me, God knows why. He feels the need to retaliate, but remember Bill, "All you need is love. " This song is dedicated to you:

"All at once I knew, I knew at once he needed me
Until the day I die, I wonder why I knew he needed me
He could better seen, oh no, or maybe its because
He needs me, he needs me, he needs me, he needs me, he needs meeeeee
da da da da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaaa
It's like dime a dance, I take chance, I will becasue he needs me
No one ever asked before before becasue they never needed me
But I do,
But he does!
Maybe its because he's so alone, maybe it's because he never had a home
He needs me, he needs me, he needs me, he needs me, he needs me, he needs meeeeee
For once, for once in life, I finally felt that someone needed me
And if it turns out real
Then love can turn the wheel
Because he needs me, he needs me, he needs me, he needs meeeeeeeee
da da da da da da da da da da da daaaaaaaaaaaa"

I wrote out that whole goddamn song. Fuck yeah bitch.

Friday, August 27, 2004

I'm an official blogger!

So I wanted to create my first actual blog today, and it took a text message and a phone call from an official blog administrator Jenn to help me figure it out. I'm not the only idiot though, Bill couldn't figure it out either. So anyways, this blogging better be all its cracked up to be. Not like I have anything better to do with my time, but still. I'm a pretty boring person, so this blog won't be exciting at all, but everyone should still read it damnit. I'm a junior at Northern Illinios University and I live in an apartment with 2 other girls. Its a pretty kickass apartment too, thank you very much. I'm a history major and will hopefully (cross your fingers) gratduate in 2006. After that the parents won't help me pay for anything, so I better graduate then. Right now I'm obsessed with the Olympics, especailly Michael Phelps. Hes younger than me (19) and that makes me feel really old. I want 8 Olympic medals too. Or just 1 would be ok. It's too bad that I'm the laziest person in the world. I really should start training soon. Theres 15 year olds with gold medals already. I figured that archery is probably the laziest sport, so I think I'm going to shoot for the gold in that. I'll probably get to the 2008 Olympics in China, win the gold, and then retire right afterwards. Not a bad idea huh? All i need is a bow and arrow and I'm set. Bring it on bitches.

I'm not creative

just seeing if it works