Thursday, April 14, 2005

Don't You Feed Me Lies About Some Idealistic Future

...I'm not going to Vegas. I hate money.
...I have a test tomorrow that I have yet to start studying for. Fucking anthropology. YOU'RE NOT MY MAJOR ANYMORE. Leave me alone.
...BO BICE WAS IN THE BOTTOM TWO IN AMERICAN IDOL. What the fuck America.
...Yet Scott "Baby Mama Beater" Savol is still in the running. How do you people live with yourselves? LOOK AT HIM. He's a future serial rapist.
...I was taking a nap and my mom called to tell me about something stupid on tv. I don't like you right now Mom, for various reasons.
...I have two papers due Monday, a 5 pager and a 3 pager. I hate myself.
...I had a freaky dream during my nap. It was Revelations type shit. And I didn't even watch that stupid ass mini series on NBC.
...It was cold out today.
...I have to read a 400 page book by Tueday. Why did you have to write such a long autobiography Ghandi? Why? Why?
...Steak 'n Shake was not as good as I remember it being.
...I've been trying to get this one Nina Simone song for 3 days and IT'S NOT FUCKING DOWNLOADING.
...The gas station didn't have P-Funks or Camel Lights. I hate Marlboro Lights.
...I've been abnormally crabby all day. Don't talk to me.

2 comments:

Jenn Doll said...

Change up from that last there post eh?

I love you, Katie and that's all that matter. That's all that matters, baby girl.

That "What the fuck America" was funny. Well, all of it was funny, even if it wasn't supposed to be. Thanks?

Question: Are you bi-polar?

Anonymous said...

You're funny. I found your website by googling "Feed me lies". Random. Have a nice life, Guy.

Sincerely, Captain Nos-Fuckin-Mo