Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Hodge Podge

I Love
...Dove soap.
...that Conan O'Brien is finally back after two weeks.
...how excited I am about the fact that it might be close to 50 degrees tomorrow.
...taking 3 hour naps.
...tea.

I Hate
...being too lazy to go to my Anthropology class to find out what I got on my test last Tuesday.
...not having any food to qualm my insatiable hunger.
...staying in on Tuesday nights and not taking advantage of 50 cent drafts.

I'm Terrified
...about graduating on May 13th (the day after my 22nd birthday, if you're taking notes).
...of the drains in swimming pools.
...I'm going to oversleep every Tuesday and Thursday when I have work at 9 am.

I'm Excited
...about the Southside Irish Parade on March 12th.
...to get paid tomorrow.
...about wearing flip-flops to class tomorrow.
...the kids outside the liquor store asked me to buy beer for them Saturday. Can this blog be used against me in court? I mean, I'm just kidding anyways.

Don't be Jealous
...Ashlee Simpson is playing a concert here at NIU March 29th.
...I saw an awesome 80's cover band this past Saturday.
...I only have one midterm next week and it's take-home, motherfuckers.

I'm Mad
...I have to miss The Office every single fucking Thursday because of work.
...I never took advantage of seeing Munich, Good Night and Good Luck, Syriana and Harry Potter at the cheap Campus Cinema.
...my brother won't skip coming home for Easter to see the Strokes with me in Cleveland.

I Can't Stop Listening To
...Bloc Party's album Silent Alarm.
...The Frame's live album Set List.
...The Stroke's First Impressions of Earth.

I'm Pathetic
...because I didn't get drunk on Fat Tuesday.
...for lying to my mom about paying half of my library fine.
...for worrying that a cup of tea is going to keep me up all night, like I got to bed early anways.

I Promise
...to suck it up and stop whining about graduating college. I hope you all know I'm crossing my fingers, so this promise means nothing.
...to actually follow through with mine and Keri's plan to move to Ireland.
...to go to at least 7 of my 9 remaining classes this week.
...to stop typing. Now.

4 comments:

Rat In A Cage said...

I don't know when the season DVD will come out, but I can send you the Office DVD for a graduating present ... if you make it.

GO TO CLASS!!!

Rat In A Cage said...

I just read your Chuck Norris photo in your profile - don't know if you saw this post or not:

Get ready to moan

Enjoy!

Kurt said...

sorry to hear about that drain thing.
sorry to be mean to you on jenn's blog. she told me to on the last one. you how she gets if she is ignored. yeah. it was my fault.
the first comment was meant to let you know how much i appreciate your dry humor as you comment on your life (and i tried to do it in the same vein as you do. obviously i am not as good at it as you).

J O'Dizz said...

I'm Sorry
...that i want to come home for the first time in 4 months and see my family (not you) and friends.
...i already sent your blog to the DeKalb police so be ready for police to be coming for you about buying beer for underage children.
...that I'm much cooler than you. Wait, I'm not sorry for that.