I thought it classic.
Someday a guy will kiss me in a style Clark Gable would admire. I WILL be someone's Scarlett O'Hara. I already have an O' in my name, so I'm half way there. Goddamn I love that lyric.
So I was bored earlier today and decided to straighten my hair. That lasted for about 3 seconds before I put it in pigtails just to see how much of a fuckass I looked like. I kept them in for awhile and kind of forgot I had my hair like that when Carly came home. She walks past my room and starts laughing at my hair cause I look like a douche bag with pigtails in, obviously. I felt like a 5 year old getting caught playing with Mom's makeup. Last year when I lived with Kelly and Becky they walked into my room when I had my hair in a side ponytail a la Deb from Napoleon Dynamite. They laughed for a good 20 minutes at me. I like to do cool things with my hair when no ones around, what can I say. Don't tell me I'm the only one.
Jenn, I would appreciate it if you stopped invading my privacy. I'M AN UNPHOTOGENIC PERSON. There's a reason I didn't show you the rest of those pictures. Goddamnit I hate you right now. Yes, I'm a fucking giant with a huge ass mouth and white legs. And I'm a fatty fatty 2 by 4 who can't fit through the kitchen door. I'm never showing pictures to anyone again. I'm getting my pictures developed tomorrow, but you can bet your goddamn bottom dollar I'm not putting them on a disc. I FEEL VIOLATED.
Damn, I just looked at the rest of the pictures and I really hate you for having seen them all. I can't even blog anymore. I'm too flustered. I'm never talking to you again. Bitch.