Wednesday, March 23, 2005

I Kissed You In A Style Clark Gable Would Have Admired

I thought it classic.

Someday a guy will kiss me in a style Clark Gable would admire. I WILL be someone's Scarlett O'Hara. I already have an O' in my name, so I'm half way there. Goddamn I love that lyric.

So I was bored earlier today and decided to straighten my hair. That lasted for about 3 seconds before I put it in pigtails just to see how much of a fuckass I looked like. I kept them in for awhile and kind of forgot I had my hair like that when Carly came home. She walks past my room and starts laughing at my hair cause I look like a douche bag with pigtails in, obviously. I felt like a 5 year old getting caught playing with Mom's makeup. Last year when I lived with Kelly and Becky they walked into my room when I had my hair in a side ponytail a la Deb from Napoleon Dynamite. They laughed for a good 20 minutes at me. I like to do cool things with my hair when no ones around, what can I say. Don't tell me I'm the only one.

Jenn, I would appreciate it if you stopped invading my privacy. I'M AN UNPHOTOGENIC PERSON. There's a reason I didn't show you the rest of those pictures. Goddamnit I hate you right now. Yes, I'm a fucking giant with a huge ass mouth and white legs. And I'm a fatty fatty 2 by 4 who can't fit through the kitchen door. I'm never showing pictures to anyone again. I'm getting my pictures developed tomorrow, but you can bet your goddamn bottom dollar I'm not putting them on a disc. I FEEL VIOLATED.

Damn, I just looked at the rest of the pictures and I really hate you for having seen them all. I can't even blog anymore. I'm too flustered. I'm never talking to you again. Bitch.


Cowe said...

I used to enjoy doing cool stuff with my hair also... or rather having girls do it for me. Gelling my hair to look like Wolverine's is about the extent of my hairdressing abilities. Once it was too long for that, I was screwed.

And don't worry Scraytie, I still think you're cute. We all know Jenn's just mean. You could show me the pictures, and not her... goddamn if that doesn't piss her off.

Bill B. said...

Katie, I bet you're the coolest motherfucker ever when you sport that sideways ponytail. Can you say "foxy I come baby, I'm comin' to getchaaaaa" Keep on rocking in the free world and Jenn sucks because she hates the OC. She and I are on non-speaking terms because of it. She let me down hard :( /w\

Ariel said...

Welcome Home Lover! I missed you, it was like you had just dropped off the face of the earth. I knew you were going to Florida but I didn't know you'd be gone so long I guess. I also didn't know you were building a house for habitat for humanity, that's really cool...and now you know how to spit and put up drywall like a real man! Did you get some Florida ass while you were down there? I can't believe you're still not 21 (I'm sure you love hearing that), you're such a youngin, of course I've only been 21 for like 7 months. It feels like longer though.

I like to fix my hair crazy sometimes but my parents always make stupid comments about it and ruin my fun. Like, if I put it in pigtails they call me pippy longstocking and say "oh you look so cute!". Blah.

You're not a giant, huge ass mouth, white leg fatty. Well maybe the white leg part is legs are pretty fucking white since I get no sun. Just remember, you showed me lots of pictures and I showed no one. Why? Because I rock.

Jenn said...

You're my hero!

I did NOT invade your privacy. You're the one that sent me the link. And we happened to get disconnected from IM's, so I thought it was alright. I'm sorry, alright! I'm fucking sorry! Sheesh. Now be nice 'cause I have something to blackmale (or is it mail?) you with!