I thought it classic.
Someday a guy will kiss me in a style Clark Gable would admire. I WILL be someone's Scarlett O'Hara. I already have an O' in my name, so I'm half way there. Goddamn I love that lyric.
So I was bored earlier today and decided to straighten my hair. That lasted for about 3 seconds before I put it in pigtails just to see how much of a fuckass I looked like. I kept them in for awhile and kind of forgot I had my hair like that when Carly came home. She walks past my room and starts laughing at my hair cause I look like a douche bag with pigtails in, obviously. I felt like a 5 year old getting caught playing with Mom's makeup. Last year when I lived with Kelly and Becky they walked into my room when I had my hair in a side ponytail a la Deb from Napoleon Dynamite. They laughed for a good 20 minutes at me. I like to do cool things with my hair when no ones around, what can I say. Don't tell me I'm the only one.
Jenn, I would appreciate it if you stopped invading my privacy. I'M AN UNPHOTOGENIC PERSON. There's a reason I didn't show you the rest of those pictures. Goddamnit I hate you right now. Yes, I'm a fucking giant with a huge ass mouth and white legs. And I'm a fatty fatty 2 by 4 who can't fit through the kitchen door. I'm never showing pictures to anyone again. I'm getting my pictures developed tomorrow, but you can bet your goddamn bottom dollar I'm not putting them on a disc. I FEEL VIOLATED.
Damn, I just looked at the rest of the pictures and I really hate you for having seen them all. I can't even blog anymore. I'm too flustered. I'm never talking to you again. Bitch.
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I used to enjoy doing cool stuff with my hair also... or rather having girls do it for me. Gelling my hair to look like Wolverine's is about the extent of my hairdressing abilities. Once it was too long for that, I was screwed.
And don't worry Scraytie, I still think you're cute. We all know Jenn's just mean. You could show me the pictures, and not her... goddamn if that doesn't piss her off.
Katie, I bet you're the coolest motherfucker ever when you sport that sideways ponytail. Can you say "foxy lady......here I come baby, I'm comin' to getchaaaaa" Keep on rocking in the free world and Jenn sucks because she hates the OC. She and I are on non-speaking terms because of it. She let me down hard :( /w\
You're my hero!
I did NOT invade your privacy. You're the one that sent me the link. And we happened to get disconnected from IM's, so I thought it was alright. I'm sorry, alright! I'm fucking sorry! Sheesh. Now be nice 'cause I have something to blackmale (or is it mail?) you with!
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