Friday, September 09, 2005

A New Years Resolution Long Time In The Making

Keri might be coming to visit me either tomorrow or Saturday. You better not bail on me hobo, because I'm already super duper excited. Some excited I just said "super duper". There is no higher level of excitement. Captain Morgan, along with myself, awaits your arrival.

So I really did start a diet today. How interesting for you all, I'm sure. I was looking at some random pictures last night when I found one from the summer before I started college, three years ago. I nearly had a heart attack. I've really "let myself go" these past few years, not that myself three years ago was much either. But good lord. I'm ashamed of myself and really hope that picture was the kick in the ass I needed to start eating better. My goal is to lose 25 pounds by the time I go to Ireland on Novemeber 19th. I just want to impress the homeland, that's basically all it comes down to. That and I'll have a better chance of having sex with an Irish guy.

My brother is going to join a frat. I knew this was going to happen. DAMN YOU OHIO. I was trying to presuade him out of it earlier and he goes "You don't know them, they're good guys." Don't you dare get all Jerry-Springer on my ass, bitch. Maybe THEY don't know ME. How now brown cow?

I have to go to the library tomorrow early tomorrow (as in noon) to sift through and find archives relative to my thesis paper. I could have done this today, but what did I do instead? Go home and watch tv. What did I watch? The Gilmore Girls. This addiction needs to stop already. It's preventing me from doing my homework and even coke never did that. But so help Luke if he doesn't accept Lorilei's marriage proposal. SO HELP YOU GOD.

I love this new band called Band of Horses. I hate real horses though. With a passion. Oh the irony, bitches.

6 comments:

Bill B. said...

Stop watching Gilmore Girls damnit and watch an informative real life television show like the O.C. Katie you're in trouble for not going to the library, I'm gonna tell mom and then you'll have plenty of time for smoking doobies and living in a van down by the river. Jesus Christ you missed the greatest performance on Fashion Rocks too with Bowie and the Arcade Fire.....great song "Wake Up" download it!

Ms Mac said...

Don't listen to the Gilmore Girls naysayers!!! Gilmore Girls are good for your health!

Bill B. said...

Damnit Katie, whatever happened to our Even Stevens and our Fresh Prince of Bel Air and our Boy Meets World marathons we used to have. Perhaps we need to call Disney and get their asses in gear. PS Jerald Garner, Get off the scale.

Andrew said...

Hey Katie!!
I didn't know that you were still reading my blog!! Cool!! I guess that it would be cool to marry an american, but I don't really know you yet but I guess me have our whole lives!! do you have MSN?? I do but I don't want to post it here, I'll think of a way to exchange it.

Later
Andrew

keri said...

just chill, shes with my bud

... said...

Katie, my INVALUABLE friend, hi! It's your west coast connection Eric. Look, just cuz I murdered my blog, never comment on yours, and there's no way you could really talk to me - that's no excuse for you not to. Get it? Good. That invaluable shit was the best. I got a new blog under construction but it's still at top secret status for now. In the meantime, since I can't entertain you with posts, I'll bore you with comments.

Don't worry bout that diet hooplah for Ireland. You'd prolly be more attractive based off how much beer you could drink. So my advice would be to start building a higher tolerance. So just skip the dieting and start drinknig even more...

Band Of Horses? What're they like?

And I'll just pretend I didn't read about anything you said referring to The Gilmore Girls...