Whenever I want my hair cut into layers, my sister is ready with the shears.
Whenever I need to borrow a turtleneck, my sister's closet is wide open.
Whenever I'm feeling down about myself, my sister is there to laugh at me.
Whenever I really want to punch someone, my sister's face is there for me.
Whenever I really want to talk to my brother, but he's busy, my sister is there for me instead.
Whenever I want someone to rub my feet, my sister willingly gets out her oils.
Whenever I want to move to a foreign country, my sister agrees to go with me.
Whenever I get drunk and fall, my sister is there because I pull her down with me.
Whenever I need money, my brother is there for me.
Whenever I need to get to Jewel, my sister takes me there without hesitation.
Whenever I ask "Whad they say?", my sister is always there to say "I don't know".
Whenever I need someone to make me a blanket, preferabely with ballerinas on it, my sister steps up.
Whenever I need someone to jump off the neighbors swingset and rip her shorts in the process, my sister gladly complies.
Whenever I need to gang up on my mom, my sister backs me up.
Whenever the Bears need to win the play-off game, my sister will come home from Ireland and be the goddamn bad luck charm.
Whenever I want to drink a 40, my sister is always game.
Whenever I need someone to eat nachos with, my sister is there.
Whenever I need someone to steal my clothes, my sister does it without having to be asked twice.
Whenever I need someone to be my twin, my sister does it if no one else offers.
Whenever I need a paper for my Irish class, my sister sends one to me.
Whenever I need a sister, my brother is there for me.
Whenever I need some information on baboons, my sister sends me her files.
Whenever I need all the back issues of Growing up Jewish, my sister hands them over.
Whenever I need someone to call because Michelle Kwan backed out of the Olympics or to remember Pete's Dragon or I'm drunk or I need to hear THE MIDNIGHT CLUB or no one else will answer their phone, my sister always picks up.
Whenever I need something to blog about, my sister always unselfishly suggests herself.
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Your really lucky to have such good siblings, I wish my brother was that nice, all I can say is whenever I need someone to blame me for their short comings/crappy drunk and stoned life, my brother is there.
When I need some one to hate me with a blind rage for no justifiable reason my brother is willing.
Wow, there's a downer! Back to you, you’re really lucky, that’s cool!
Quite an odd, i mean, ode.
Having siblings I can count on myself, I totally understand. I especially liked "Whenever I need money, my brother is there for me."
It is clear you appreciate the special bond you share. I hope that she gets it, too. BTW, was she the one taking your picture while the creepy old man fondled you? Way to be there, sis!
Can your sister warm up Chicago a little before this weekend?
It's mid 80s here.
What's with the 13 degree forecast for my arrival Saturday night?
My brothers suck!
Whenever I wanted to cry for hours on end my brothers had no problem waiting for mom and dad to leave the three of us alone.
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