I hate not being 21. Both of my roommates are at the bar right now, and I hate them. I also hate whoever is reading this right now. Fuck you, because you are probably 21. Goddamn you all. Why can't you be 20 and be able to get into the bar? It never bothered me until this semester, when everyone decided to turn 21 on me all of a sudden. I'm drunk and mad. I also hate my haircut. I'm crabby. Leave me alone.