Monday, October 11, 2004

Have you seen this girl?

MISSING!

SEXY MEXY HAS BEEN MIA SINCE OCTOBER 6, 2004
SHE IS KNOWN TO WEAR COWBOY HATS AND PANTS THAT SAY "PRINCESS" ON THE ASS.
MEXY LIKES TO MAKE FUN OF CHICAGO ACCENTS AND SAY "I AIN'T AFRAID TO HIT A BITCH"
SHE ALSO ANSWERS TO "HOBAG" "SLUT" OR EVEN RARER "JENN"
IF YOU SEE HER, PLEASE HAVE HER REPORT TO ME

Haha, I just talked to you on the phone and know you'll be home soon, but I told you I would put out a notice for you, and damnit I keep my promises. I really really REALLY wish I knew how to post pictures on here, becuase I would have put up your glamour shot with the cowboy hat. That whole thing just made me laugh really hard. I love being lame. You were missed very much in your absence. Bill and I never made fun of you behind your back once. Not once, I swear! Too bad Bill has been asleep for 5 hours already, so he won't be around for your homecoming. I guess that just shows who loves you more. Talk to you soon ho!

5 comments:

Bill B. said...

No way do I want any part of this. Jenn is mean enough without you instigating it. JENN I'M INNOCENT!!!

Katie said...

I wasn't instigating anything assrammer. Either you read it wrong, or you're stupid. Probably the latter. No offense.

Gabriel said...

I took care of her and now shes home safe!! But I was reading your profile and it said you like The Doves!! Katie we need to hang out get fuckin hammered and listen to some music. I love the Doves!! I like Lost Souls more but Last Broadcast is great too...

Bite It You Scum

Katie said...

Gabe, we definitley do need to get trashed someday and listen to The Doves. Next time Jenn comes to visit, I'm there. Even if she doesn't invite me. I like Last Broadcast more, because it was the first one I bought, but I do love Lost Souls too. "Cedar Room" and "The Man Who Told Everything" are my favorite songs. And "There Goes the Fear" because it was the first song I ever heard by them. Damnit, all the songs are good, I'm not picking favorites anymore. Thanks for taking care of Jenn. It's a hard job I know, but someones gotta do it. I'm just glad you relieved me of my duties for a few days.

Jenn said...

I'm here! I'm here! I feel so loved. And I'm really not just saying that! I love you guys. For real. It sucks, because I tell Katie more than my "real" friends. Try that on for size. Not that you're not a real friend Katie, but you feel what I'm getting at. I really did miss you. That's why I had to call you from out there. AND one of the first people I called when I got back. Actually, I think you were the first person. Woot woo! Feel the love ho! I would too invite you! I'll be posting soon enough. Tonight if time allows me. Talk to you later!

I really do like the Sexy Mexy, makes me blush!