Holy shit motherfuckers. God I'm hardcore. I'm bored. I hate Bill for being such a goddamn pansy and going to be at 11:30. Who does that? Just becuase you're an old man at 24 doesn't mean you need to get your beauty sleep so damn early. I mean, Christ. I remember the good old days when we would be up until 5:30, or 6:30 for you, watching Animal Jam. I bet the penguin forgot all about us. MOM WHY DON'T YOU KNOCK, I'M BUSY. And who's fault is it? It's yours, and I'm mad now. Jenn has work, and we talked through her cell phone thingy because she's magical like that, but then she had to go too. My roommates all go to bed early, because they must take the pansy-ass pill, just like Bill. So now I'm an insomniac with no one to talk to. This causes me to blog twice in a matter of about 4 hours. Lordy, thats pathetic. I was reading this one girl's blog, your stalker person Bill who left you a comment about Old School, and she has the same background as me. I was trying to read it, and it hurt my eyes. Is my blog like that too, should I change it so you all don't go blind? You know I only want the best for all of you. I'm blind enough already, and none of you should have to suffer like I do. So tell me the 411 on whether my blog is hard to read, and I'll change because I'm a nice lady like that.
Yes, I do have homework to do that I haven't yet. I don't know why I screw myself over, and save it to do in the morning, instead of now, when I obviously have a lot of free time. Now I have to wake up an hour earlier than I normally would. Son of a bitch. It's the price I pay for being a douche bag.
Did you hear that Conan is moving into Jay Leno's time slot in 5 years? I don't think I like that idea. He'll have to change his show, and it won't be the same anymore. He won't be able to bitch about how his show is on so late, that no one knows who he is anymore. I know it gets old, but I still laugh everytime. Conan is the man, and I love him. I still think his prime was when Andy Richter was his sidekick. Goddamn he was funny. I'll admit, I shed a tear when he left. God, stop making fun of me for crying so much. I think I'm going through menopause.
My new obsession: Ray Charles. Why do I wait until people die to discover and love them? Ok, obviously I knew Ray Charles and some of his songs, but I never gave him much of a listen. He has some really pretty songs that I am in love with. I never realized how great his voice is. And all of his song titles are so damn depressing. Again with the depressing shit Bill. We need to get into some techno or something. *sigh* Not that all his songs are depressing, but let me name you the songs I downloaded from him: (and you should download them too). Just looking at these titles will make you sad.
I Can't Stop Loving You
Together Again (this one was all you Bill)
I Love You So Much It Hurts
Baby, It's Cold Outside
You'll Never Walk Alone
Georgia on My Mind
Ok, you get the idea. My two favorites are "Georgia on my Mind" and "I Can't Stop Loving You". And now that movie with Jamie Foxx is coming out about him, "Ray". I really want to see that. Might have to wait for the cheap theatres though, since I'm broke as a bitch. I'm really going to go look for a job tomorrow, I swear. I need to become a waitress so I have cash every night. God, that would be sweetass.
This post was orginally going to be about how mad I am at Bill, but I successfully wasted a good 20 minutes typing all this shit out. I'm still mad at you though, don't think you're getting off the hook. You're in big trouble mister! *sip* I really need to get a life. Cigarette time bitches.