Goddamnit. I have been trying to write this paper for an hour now and I'm still on the first page. I'm as tired as a mofo because I woke up at 4:30 am and couldn't go back to sleep. What the fuck is the matter with me? I'm the queen of being able to go right back to sleep. I guess that's what I get for passing out hardcore at 10:00 pm. Why oh why did I smoke with my neighbor last night. I basically broke my cardinal rule of not smoking pot while I'm already drunk. Holy shit though, I swear there was something fucked up about that weed. Carly and I each only had about 4 hits and we were fucked up. I need to stop drinking on school days. Or at least just do my homework the night before. I'm skipping my 2:00 class to do this goddamn paper. I need to stop wasting my time here - I already read the whole month of August in Jason Mulgrew's blog, watched tv, checked my email 4 times, talked to my sister and made toast to procrastinate. Now I have another monster headache. I hate this day already. Was that enough whining for everyone?
Oh, Bill, did you catch Nessa on The View? I know you love Star Jones too, so I hope you Tivoed it or something. I actually remembered to watch it. She sang beauuuuutifully. I'm pretty sure she declared her love for you too. No lie.