Well helloooooo there. I know I know it's been years since I've updated and I really have no excuse. Mainly, I'm just lazy. All I've been doing is working and sleeping lately. And hanging out with friends, but I don't want to talk about them because they annoy me and I just want to go back to school. I'm having a good time having Keri home though. And my mom - we've been getting along fabulously. Well not that good, but still. I can't believe it's less than a week until Christmas. I should believe it though because at work I've probably boxed up and sent out 1000 presents by now. Just to show you what kind of people work in UPS Stores - I was putting bubble wrap on this small statue thing, it rolled off the counter, broke in two pieces and I wrapped it back up and put it in the box broken. I hope I don't answer the phone when that lady calls. Now where's my Employee of the Month award bitches? Ok, for some reason the "enter" key is not working when I'm typing this, so I can't make a new paragraph and it's really annoying me. Just so you know, it's supposed to be a new paragraph right now. It's 11:39 pm right now, and I have to be up at 4:45 am tomorrow morning to drive my Dad to the firehouse in order to be able to take the car to work. Normally it's not a problem because it only takes 10 minutes to get to work, so someone just drops me off if I can't take the car, but I have to go to the other store my boss owns and work there, which is an hour away. So I have to be up at 5, drive him to work, the go to work from 11-7, then drive back downtown to drop the car off for my dad to drive home. Tomorrow is going to be great and not tiring at all. I can't wait. Especailly since I'm not tired at all right now and am only going to get about 3 hours of sleep. Enough whining for you? New paragraph. I really have not done any thing fun at home. Haven't been drunk. Haven't gone to a party. I want to go back to school. My best friend Megan just got home 2 days ago and I went out to eat with her and her boyfriend on Friday, then back to her house with them. They decided to fight basically the entire night, making things just a tab uncomfortable for me all night. Why do they always do that to me? I mean christ, make me the third wheel, and then get mad at each other over a game of Outburst, it's wodnerful. Honestly, he got mad because Megan jokingly, and for real, it was very obvious, called him a fruitcake. Are you kidding me? Grow some balls you pansy. You cry at fruitcake? I wanted to shoot him. And her for that matter. Great times at home. New paragraph. I'm almsot done with shopping. I really only had to buy for my parents and we got the hot air balloon ride certificates in the mail already, so that takes care of that. I want to get something small for Keri and J.P, so I just have to take care of that and then I'm really done. I really wish you all could see the scrapbook Keri made for my mom. Even though none of you obviously know her, you would get a kick out of it, it's great. Ok, I'm drawing a blank on what to write about now, so I'm outta here. I didn't comment on anyones post, I aplogize, but I will later this week. Bill, you are blogging your little heart out and I love it. That picture of you when you were 5 was the cutest ever, fo real Brummy. And you look like a sexy mofo in that other one. Ma, I talk to you enough, I don't even need to comment. It was lovely catching up with both of you today, even if you did make me miss the first 10 minutes of Desperate Housewives. It was worth it, you bitches. I swear I won't make as long between this post and my next one, but just incase, have a very merry Christmas, and a happy New Year, let's hope it's a good one, without any fear (is that even the right words?) Goddamnit, why do I have the Melissa Etheridge version in my head and not the John Lennon one. Last note - Bill, Napoleon is on DVD Tuesday. Rent it or buy it, whatever, and then call me and tell me how much you loved it. Do it or I'll kill you. Merry Christmas, bitches.